Pro Tip:







When your girlfriend gets into the shower on cold winter mornings, put a clean towel in the dryer. When you hear the water turn off, grab the towel from the dryer and bring it to her. She’ll smile. Guaranteed. 

Little things, you guys. Little things. 


karlie is a genius

If my boyfriend did that I’d suck his dick so hard he’d swallow his eyeballs.

he’d swallow his eyeballs.

100% of this is beautiful

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"When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them."

Lemony Snicket (via paintdeath)

(via theprinted-word)



Look at her. I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss. 💀♡

Omg I want these on my body.

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ladies, it’s not your job to keep boys interested. 

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i am never without it(anywhere
i go you go,my dear;and whatever is done
by only me is your doing,my darling)

(via theskinnytaste)


This world map in coins is made by Bedow; each continent is represented by coins from its own countries.

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The persistence of Ms. Jackson

The Persistence of Memory (1931), Salvador Dali / Ms. Jackson, Outkast

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